YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF…

By Fred Pecker

You might be a red neck if you take a bath with a horse.

You might be a red neck if your dentist is a rooster.

You might be a red neck if you live on a farm.

You might be a red neck if you wear overalls to a wedding.

You might be a red neck if you like country music.

You might be a red neck if you bring your cow to Wal-Mart.

You might be a red neck if a goat is your mailman.

You might be a red neck if your tractor has rims.

You might be a red neck if you have a beard.

You might be a red neck if you think a goat wrote the Star Spangled Banner.

You might be a red neck if you drink moonshine with a goat.

You might be a red neck if you wear boots.

You might be a red neck if you have sex with your sister.