RS COMMUNICATOR

The reclusive composer, Dave Jupiter, was born Hershel James Warren in 1962. As the son of famous pop duo The Blueberries, Hershel was exposed to music at a very young age. He had music in his blood, and consequently was not immune to the infamous alcoholism, violence, and infidelity that plagued The Blueberries career. Hershel became disenchanted with music and was determined to avoid the industry altogether, fearful of what it had done to his parents. At the age of 18 Hershel changed his name to Dave Jupiter and moved to Memphis, Tennessee where he became a certified public accountant.

Dave made good money as an accountant, had a beautiful wife, twin daughters, and lived in a stunning house on Memphis’s northwest side. In short, Dave had it all; but one day he began to hum. He started humming on a Tuesday and hummed the same tune all the way to Saturday, piecing together different layers of a song about a baseball that just wanted a club sandwich. His obsession became undeniable, and he quickly realized his love for music. He left town the next morning, leaving behind his job, his home, his beautiful wife, and his two twin daughters, who most certainly grew up with resentment and abandonment issues.

There is no definitive record of what happened to Dave over the next 19 years. Legends are told of spiritual journeys and hippie communes, travel and adventure. What is known is that on a cold day in November 2001 Dave Jupiter emerged from the foothills of the Carpathian Mountains, at the edge of Oradea, Romania, dressed in a Charlotte Hornets jersey and towing behind him a cart of homemade instruments: trumpets fashioned from petrified trees, guitars made of old wine barrels, a calliope made of bird bones, and thousands of pages of musical notation. Following closely behind him were three disciples, all of which had Kool-Aid moustaches.

Finally at peace, Dave Jupiter felt ready to reenter the civilized world. He and his three disciples crab-walked to Barcelona, Spain and moved into a small flat where they have been creating music under the moniker RS Communicator ever since.

We’re the 69 Buttz

1. Europe

2. I’m Gonna Go To Sleep Now *LISTEN!*

3. Phonedog

4. Lion

5. Roy G Biv

6. Jerry

7. The Tallest Man Ever

8. Factory

9. Do You Believe in Aliens

10. I Slaughtered Your Self-esteem and Now I’m Reaping The Benefits.*

11. Batteries Should Cost 17 cents.

12. Nice Dress. Nicer Tits.

13. The Lottery

14. Fuck You Lenman

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Freshly Raked

1. Squeaky Mouse

2. Cyber Dinner

3. Dan Wheelie Takes a Cake *LISTEN!*

4. Fallen Angel *LISTEN*

5. Nature vs. Man *LISTEN!*

6. The Blue Dress *LISTEN!*

7. A Well-Known Bigot

8. Hangin’ With Mr. Coocher

9. Fallen Angel Pt. 2

10. Motorbreath *LISTEN!*

11. oh, oh, oh

12. The Socky Bandit

13. The Trumpethead Chronicles

14. Thumbzilla

15. Dartanian *LISTEN!*

16. The Sky is Dark *LISTEN!*

17. Bark Bark Soda

18. Fartist

19. The Biggest Fart Game Farty?

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The Karate Kid Sessions

1. Drain Time!

2. Security Level Red, White, and Blue *LISTEN!*

3. Meet me at the fucking garbage patch.

4. Underwear Sandwich

5. I’ll fill your belly with garbage.

6. Pussy Doctor

7. That’s just dad’s way of being a murderous racist.

8. Sex in The 90′s

9. Hey there garbage face (nice dumpster eyes).

10. I’m glad it was a cherry.

11. Monster Mash

12. Sandy

13. I’ll take the bus, thanks.

14. Earwax Waffles

15. Fart Busters *LISTEN!*

16. Screaming to An Unloving Sky

17. Owned and Operated by a Family of Three

18. Sonicman Eats Garbage for Money

19. Taste My Burden

20. Crocodile Boogers

21. Chocolate Covered Pizza

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Da Heart of a Man

1. Seth Peter *LISTEN!*

2. Ren and Butt

3. Smokey and The Butts

4. Fireflies

5. Jingle Balls

6. Sir Del Nebby

7. Harry Beanbag

8. Fat Martin, Creator of The Muppet Babies *LISTEN!*

9. I wish Kathy Ireland was my math teacher.

10. Fuck Me

11. Flat Chested Molester

12. Doctor Poop killed me and sold my poop for poopty. *LISTEN!*

13. Up and Down goes the Canterbury Cock

14. Battle for the Poop Star

15. Cherry Seinfelf

16. Le Cosby

17. What’s up dead asshole?

18. 1492: Conquest of Paradise

19. Fugazi is Better than Minor Threat

20. Napalm Lipstick and Stiletto Death

21. Dressman Fires His Son

22. Me Want Pussy Woctor

23. I wonder what the Tears Run Dry kids are doing right now?

24. I’m Rick James Bitch

25. Coo-Coo for Dick

26. Niagra Balls

27. For Those I Love I Will Sacrifice

28. Dickface

29. Farttooth *LISTEN!*

30. Stupid Farty McBarbie *LISTEN!*

31. Joan Hungerford

32. Lady Fart

33. Gross Baby

34. Poodle Dick

35. Dr. Penis Wart

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